I only skimmed the first post in this thread (Sorry, ShieldBreaker!) and then I didn't have a chance to read more for a while. So I initially missed some of these gems ...

Quote Originally Posted by ShieldBreaker View Post
The Impossible has happened.
The elves have had a bad orgy. It was a total disaster, something that is completely unheard of. The Elves won't be able to live with themselves if they have to remember the event or know that anyone there remembers. So help them out by deliving Memory Inhibitor to each party goer and if you track them all down, you get a reward.
... and now I can't stop laughing.

Bad orgies aside, I am loving these ideas!