Now this is a story all about how
My Toon got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just wait and see how I became the Notorious P-I-G!

In the land of Alharth I was born and raised
Running through dungeons is where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
Sword and Mentalism acting like a fool.

When Norton came around and was up to no good
Started makin' piggies in my neighborhood

I got one little taste and thought “this is the best”
Then I headed to Sun Vale to do the Warden Quest

Everything was jellin, I thought I hit the lotto
Until I met the OINKING kits inside the Grotto

I maxed all my skills, loaded up on gear
Now I run around and the mobs are full of fear

All the poor bipeds think they have it right
But its us Porcine warriors who really have the fight

So now I roam the lands from Fae Realm to Rahu
slaying all the mobs, grabbing all the loot

Some say it isn’t fair, buy hey that’s just me
This is how I became, the Notorious P-I-G