Not good suggestions thread

[Rhawkas]

Skill Set: Copyright Infringement

Basic Attack
Extradimensional Weapon: Draw a weapon (or weapons) from your extradimensional pocket (main hand and off-hand weapon slots). Weapons include (but are not limited to): giant swords, katanas (up to six at once), dual guns (anything from revolvers to miniguns), and harisen.

Evil Eye: Look at your enemy with your cursed eye and inflict them with a random, powerful, unresistable status ailment that lasts until the target dies.

SS*: Power up into your ultimate (or is it?) battle form. Gain massive stat boosts across the board with no downsides and fully recover. Stat boosts increase as you get closer to death while this is active. Stacks with itself.

Energy Blast: Gather up the energy of your ki/soul/mana/aether/etc. into a powerful, undodgeable ranged attack that the enemy can only attempt to block by using one of their own attacks.

Tragic Backstory: Get the enemy to feel for you by telling them all about your entire, tragic life story that makes them question if they really want to fight you. Unbreakable mez and stat debuff.

Noble "Sacrifice": Give your life to save your friend(s), intercepting taking all damage from any attacks directed at your allies until you die. Auto-resurrect at full health with no penalties soon after.

Part my soul died writing. T_T I had to keep reminding myself that it was supposed to be a bad suggestion. XD

[Taledar]

The Eye of Aggromobbo - a powerful amulet that gives all mobs in the current zone the ability to see the wearer through all walls and other obstacles and gives off a light that draws them toward the wearer while making them more aggressive.

[snowe]

- Battle Chef (a combat sub-skill of 'Cooking' with some 'Unarmed', 'Knife' and 'Sushi Preparation' prerequisites for various skills, similar in spirit to Battle Chemist)

[preechr]

Now if that came with a potato gun, I wouldn't call it a bad suggestion!