Tigerwyld
09-04-2017, 05:22 AM
Is this the real life, or 8-bit fantasy?
This classic game is my escape from reality
Load up C3, click launch and log in with me
I love Gorgon, it is no mystery
Because it's Rita Blanch, Harrys wolf
Mushroom Jack, bacon for Joeh
When I launch Project Gorgon, it's so very special
to me
To me
Mama, just died again
It was nice, but then I died
And I can't find the strategy guide
Mama, I'm just on Anagoge
But now I've gone and lost my way...
Mama, ooh ooh
I think I made my guildies cry
When I come home right after work tomorrow
I'll game on till the dawn, because Warcraft doesn't matter
Too late, my food is gone
Player Vendors got no cheese
And that game developers a queef (Stop playing games)
I got new.. combat skills, but nothing helps
And Inventory makes the pain just hurt much more
Mama, ooh-ooh
When we play Gorgon
I want to beat this game!
I'd use the wiki, but that's so freakin' lame!
~~~
I see a little guy, is he more favor?
Silly douche! Silly douche!
You'll need much more favor!
Crazy difficulty, feels like you're insulting me!
Old-school Gaming ! (Asherons Call)
Used to beat it! (We were ten though!)
Games were harder then, you know!
Oh is that so?! (oh-oh-oh-oh)
~~
I'm a decent gamer, why is this not easy?
You're just a loser and you suck verily!
Can't beat a game from back when you were three!
Is there no easy mode? Or a secret code?
Bad gamer, no! You'll get no cheating code!
Eat a toad!
Lame gamer! There is no easy mode!
What a load!
Bad gamer! There is no easy mode!
Easy mode!
There's no secret code!
Secret code!
Never, never, never there's no code
Oh, what's the code oh oh oh!
No, no, easy modes or codes!
Oh, mamma mia! Mamma mia!
Ask your mama for a code!
Miyamoto, will you ever make it easy for me?
For me?
For me?
So you think you can punch me and blacken my eye?
So you think that your demon will leave me to die?!
No, Wily! Can't do this to me, Wily!
Just gotta play on!
Just gotta play on without fear!
Ooh, yeah!
Ooh, yeah!
8-bit games aren't easy, anyone can see
Time to play the next one, prove I'm a real gamer to me
***Credit to Brentalfloss for his lyrics for Nintendohemian Rhapsody feat. Pat The NES Punk!
For fun lyrics to game themes; check out brentalfloss on the You Tubes! awesome songs; Zelda with lyrics is worth it alone :) **
This classic game is my escape from reality
Load up C3, click launch and log in with me
I love Gorgon, it is no mystery
Because it's Rita Blanch, Harrys wolf
Mushroom Jack, bacon for Joeh
When I launch Project Gorgon, it's so very special
to me
To me
Mama, just died again
It was nice, but then I died
And I can't find the strategy guide
Mama, I'm just on Anagoge
But now I've gone and lost my way...
Mama, ooh ooh
I think I made my guildies cry
When I come home right after work tomorrow
I'll game on till the dawn, because Warcraft doesn't matter
Too late, my food is gone
Player Vendors got no cheese
And that game developers a queef (Stop playing games)
I got new.. combat skills, but nothing helps
And Inventory makes the pain just hurt much more
Mama, ooh-ooh
When we play Gorgon
I want to beat this game!
I'd use the wiki, but that's so freakin' lame!
~~~
I see a little guy, is he more favor?
Silly douche! Silly douche!
You'll need much more favor!
Crazy difficulty, feels like you're insulting me!
Old-school Gaming ! (Asherons Call)
Used to beat it! (We were ten though!)
Games were harder then, you know!
Oh is that so?! (oh-oh-oh-oh)
~~
I'm a decent gamer, why is this not easy?
You're just a loser and you suck verily!
Can't beat a game from back when you were three!
Is there no easy mode? Or a secret code?
Bad gamer, no! You'll get no cheating code!
Eat a toad!
Lame gamer! There is no easy mode!
What a load!
Bad gamer! There is no easy mode!
Easy mode!
There's no secret code!
Secret code!
Never, never, never there's no code
Oh, what's the code oh oh oh!
No, no, easy modes or codes!
Oh, mamma mia! Mamma mia!
Ask your mama for a code!
Miyamoto, will you ever make it easy for me?
For me?
For me?
So you think you can punch me and blacken my eye?
So you think that your demon will leave me to die?!
No, Wily! Can't do this to me, Wily!
Just gotta play on!
Just gotta play on without fear!
Ooh, yeah!
Ooh, yeah!
8-bit games aren't easy, anyone can see
Time to play the next one, prove I'm a real gamer to me
***Credit to Brentalfloss for his lyrics for Nintendohemian Rhapsody feat. Pat The NES Punk!
For fun lyrics to game themes; check out brentalfloss on the You Tubes! awesome songs; Zelda with lyrics is worth it alone :) **