gchristopher
03-21-2019, 07:57 PM
Since they reopened the shop, I need to redeem the Hoarse Lord thing for a title. Probably the best use of it is to promote the small, but arguably growing unsanctioned and unwanted (By Ormorek) Church of Ormorek. Here's the idea:
The First Reformed Church of Ormorek, Reconstituted, is dedicated to carrying out the lore of worshipping Ormorek, God of Bitterness (http://wiki.projectgorgon.com/wiki/Ormorek), in ways that are more .... in the spirit of Project Gorgon's players. For example, if Ormorek is the God of players that quit, with just a little nudge from Arisetsu, he could very naturally be the God of inevitably getting sucked back in and trying again. By this logic, the best way to worship Ormorek is to respawn and run screaming back into combat with George the Kraken. Also by this logic, PG's players are well on the way to transforming Ormorek into the God of Suicidal Respawns.
The Lore of the Church (As overheard by Rappanel the bard, late at night in a tavern) goes something like:
So, what if Gods that fell in war, but survived, are like, you know, dried food? They're all shruken and pruney, like jerky or raisins.
BUT! With the right worship, continually and mercilessly inflicted on them, fallen Gods can be Reconstituted!
So Ormorek is like.... a raisin, where if you soak it in enough beer, cause Dwarves like beer, it gets all full and you get... a God of something else.
Much later, some reports of ad-hoc, and poorly thought out prayers to Ormorek have been reported:
There's three overseers right there, but I'm respawning for Ormorek anyway.
That he may grow from his pruney shruken self into a new being of Enjoying It While You Can, like one of those bath eggs that grows into an awesome dinosaur.
Amen.
So, that's the basic idea!
Does anyone have suggestions for a good title for the unacknowledged, unwanted, frequently inappropriate, but very persistent followers of Ormorek, whether he likes the idea or not?
Some titles discussed so far:
Ormorek's Parole Officers
Ormorek's Cheerleaders
Unwanted Child of Ormorek
Self-Identified TransDwarf of Ormorek
Unsolicited Solicitor of Ormorek
Please offer suggestions, and give a shout to Clip in game if you'd like to join the "Church." (Or just start claiming to be an Ormorek follower. It's not like this is any kind of sanctioned.) Absolutely no in-game benefits come with it at all. You know you want to!
The First Reformed Church of Ormorek, Reconstituted, is dedicated to carrying out the lore of worshipping Ormorek, God of Bitterness (http://wiki.projectgorgon.com/wiki/Ormorek), in ways that are more .... in the spirit of Project Gorgon's players. For example, if Ormorek is the God of players that quit, with just a little nudge from Arisetsu, he could very naturally be the God of inevitably getting sucked back in and trying again. By this logic, the best way to worship Ormorek is to respawn and run screaming back into combat with George the Kraken. Also by this logic, PG's players are well on the way to transforming Ormorek into the God of Suicidal Respawns.
The Lore of the Church (As overheard by Rappanel the bard, late at night in a tavern) goes something like:
So, what if Gods that fell in war, but survived, are like, you know, dried food? They're all shruken and pruney, like jerky or raisins.
BUT! With the right worship, continually and mercilessly inflicted on them, fallen Gods can be Reconstituted!
So Ormorek is like.... a raisin, where if you soak it in enough beer, cause Dwarves like beer, it gets all full and you get... a God of something else.
Much later, some reports of ad-hoc, and poorly thought out prayers to Ormorek have been reported:
There's three overseers right there, but I'm respawning for Ormorek anyway.
That he may grow from his pruney shruken self into a new being of Enjoying It While You Can, like one of those bath eggs that grows into an awesome dinosaur.
Amen.
So, that's the basic idea!
Does anyone have suggestions for a good title for the unacknowledged, unwanted, frequently inappropriate, but very persistent followers of Ormorek, whether he likes the idea or not?
Some titles discussed so far:
Ormorek's Parole Officers
Ormorek's Cheerleaders
Unwanted Child of Ormorek
Self-Identified TransDwarf of Ormorek
Unsolicited Solicitor of Ormorek
Please offer suggestions, and give a shout to Clip in game if you'd like to join the "Church." (Or just start claiming to be an Ormorek follower. It's not like this is any kind of sanctioned.) Absolutely no in-game benefits come with it at all. You know you want to!